by JANDER QUICKE, staff

HYPERDUBLIN - On the eve of the city's favorite holiday, celebrity thief Cassiopeia Quinn put in an appearance at Clover's Emerald Smiles hotel and casino, astonishing patrons and appalling mangement with her brazen theft of the building's signature hard light rainbow.

"I want to be clear: just because it was shiny, this nut stole something made of some colors and a force field," said Woodrow Lieblong, manager. "No money was taken. It was the only way she hit us... well, aside from her stop at the buffet."

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