It's 6AM and I've already eaten a Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkin, Reese's Pieces, Pumpkin Spice Milanos, a Hammond's Candy Corn Chocolate Bar, a Hershey's Cookies 'n Creme Bar, and some Edy's Pumpkin Patch ice cream.

My tummy hurts. I'm so glad this holiday only comes once a year, because what I do to my stomach on it is scary.

Happy Halloween, readers!

By the way, in case a whole shmoon seems like more sugar than Nimoo needs for his costume, keep in mind, the next smallest bag down that they sell is only a glopf. And obviously, that wouldn't be nearly enough!

- Gunwild